I am currently Associate Professor of Economics at Clemson University. Previously I have served as Assistant Professor in the Department of Economics at Towson University and the Center for Advanced Modeling at Johns Hopkins University. If you care to ask, I can tell you about my long ago time as a public high school teacher. I am a methodologically promiscuous applied microeconomist who plays with data, laboratory experiments, and computational models in pursuing interests in law enforcement, crime, political economy, and the club theory of religion. Beyond my research life, I geek out over movies, television, art, the Washington Capitals, and Tottenham Hotspur FC. After several decades of squeezing both drops of athletic ability out of my steadily decaying body, I now enjoy playing golf, if rather poorly.